Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Elsusive Sightings

[to be read with the voice of the narrator from the Twilight Zone]
Like the mysterious Bigfoot and the elusive Chupacabra, there are now some questionable sightings of another intriguing species making their way around backroom whisperers: the 10 month old walker. The sightings can not yet be confirmed by audio or visual recording devices, so we have to go on eyewitness accounts for the moment. And the only supposed witness coming forward at this time is Gina's 10 year old sister Ilianna, who is known to spend her summer days consuming large amounts of bad Disney Channel TV. So take the purported sighting for what you will, an actual happening or a figment of a young girls imagination brought on by an over indulgence of Wizards of Waverly Place. She adamantly claims she witnessed Arianna walk on the afternoon of Monday, August 16, 2010. Personally, I think she thinks she saw what she says she thinks she saw, but she also thinks I didn't see what she thinks she says she saw, even after she says she saw it. ... at least I don't think so. And so, with such fuzzy details and scattered testimony, the legend grows. But who's to say, in such a vast and unexplored world that things of this nature don't exist? Maybe one day you too might find yourself face to face in such an encounter. Hopefully you'll have you're 16mm camera at your side, unfocused and over exposed, perhaps slightly water damaged as well, so you can catch the grainy and suspicious image on film as the creature makes it's awkward gait back into its forest home. Then it won't matter what you say you think you saw because we'll all know that you think you saw what you said you saw. Yeah. I think.

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