"Four girls!" they exclaim; as if I wasn't aware. And 99% of the time they follow this up with "that means four weddings!!!" So far no one has calculated in a funeral, but there's still time. Yes. Yes, it has dawned on me that there's a good chance each of these girls will be married at some point, and yes I realize the traditional rules say that Gina and I are due to pay host these events. I'm serious that my hope is they will all meet and fall in love in the same 3 month window and we can talk them into a doing it all in one shot. Of course that's unlikely. The other hope is my father-in-law still owns his wedding facility - La Mariposa - and we can convince the girls to hold festivities in Arizona.
Fortunately, it seems at least one of my expenses has been covered. I came home the other day to find out a ceremony was in progress and Rosaline was marrying her long time bff Rafe from down the street (finally! these kids have been together like 2 1/2 years already; it's about time). It was a wedding destined to happen so who really cares if it happened 14 years before it's legal in this state. Mazel Tov you two; my blessings upon you. Now Rafe cut your hair and get a god damn job.
Something to point out as well: Rosaline and Rafe are the real life Taylor and and Ed from this music video. ... it's eerie because they look so much like then but even eerier that they act so much like them.
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