Fortunately, it seems at least one of my expenses has been covered. I came home the other day to find out a ceremony was in progress and Rosaline was marrying her long time bff Rafe from down the street (finally! these kids have been together like 2 1/2 years already; it's about time). It was a wedding destined to happen so who really cares if it happened 14 years before it's legal in this state. Mazel Tov you two; my blessings upon you. Now Rafe cut your hair and get a god damn job.
Something to point out as well: Rosaline and Rafe are the real life Taylor and and Ed from this music video. ... it's eerie because they look so much like then but even eerier that they act so much like them.