Monday, July 30, 2012
So in case you rely on my blog as your main source of news and information (which you probably should rethink) the Olympics are now well under way. This is my first summer games as a parent and, incredibly, I have yet to sit down and watch anything with the girls. It's not really on their list of viewing requests. ... pretty much anything but Pocahontas can suck it as far as they're concerned right now (we're slowly working our way through the Disney princess catalogue in two week periods of obsession. ... apparently Mulan is next). But it does get you thinking; you read about these amazingly coordinated and determined physical specimens who would make you blush just standing next to them in a speedo, leotard or short-shorts and you wonder: does my kid have what it takes? I know the girls are going to be tall. ... like, really tall; but will they have the hand-eye coordination that I lack to make them any good at basketball. I was a volleyball player (pretty good) in high school, but I'm not sure I'm cool with them wearing bikini's and diving on the sand in front of a bazillion spectators - same goes for the so called "shorts" they wear on the indoor floor. There's a point when short is not descriptive enough of the lacking material they wear. They did extremely well at swim lessons this summer, Genevieve can even swim the entire length of the pool with out assistance. ... of course she forgets to come up and breathe so I'm not sure that bodes well for the 4x100. Arianna, meanwhile, doesn't like putting her face in the water so she's really great at just treading in one place. Water polo? Well, she talks too much while she's doing that so unless the strategy is to distract the opponents with conversations on your favorite Disney princess I'm not sure she's got the chops there. Both of them prefer to look at ponies rather then ride them so equestrians out, and I'm not giving either one of them a weapon just for my own safety let alone yours, so let's scratch archery and rifle. .... riflery? Rifling? Rif. .... gun shooting off the list. At my moms last night all the kids were running around "racing" down a hill and Arianna still has the "butterfly run" where her arms flap behind her while she prances. It's not turning out to be some sort of seceret track weapon I had hoped when she was younger. She came in third behind her much younger cousin, only because there were only three of them running. Shot put and javelin might be options, and their great grandpa (Gina's step grandpa) actually competed for Greece in the Olympics in both those events - as well as basketball - so maybe he can Mr. Miaghi them. Gymnastics is right out. Not only did Genevieve get my lack of equilibrium gene, but she's projected to be somewhere in the six foot range. ... I don't know if you've seen female gymnasts but they're not typically on the tall side; unless their standing on each others shoulders. Even then they might not reach the six foot mark. The way I look at it, this really only leaves us with one category of events, but it's one I think they both have natural instincts and great ability in: fighting. Judo, wrestling, boxing. ... I've seen Arianna pull off a textbook headlock and she's almost perfect the fireman carry. Genevieve on the other hand throws a mean right cross (I've taken a few). It's not what you hope for in your kids, but you got to work with their natural gifts, right? Maybe Rosaline will be my delicate lotus flower gymnast. ... nope, probably not.
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